
After almost 30 years of performing stand-up comedy on cruise ships worldwide, Tom Drake has seen everything, done everything, and so now he thinks he knows everything!
That is why he is called the "Guru of the Seas."
His podcast, which delivers all of the day's cruise and travel news, can be heard every Monday through Friday, as Tom says, wherever people "pod their cast."
Offering an "unfiltered view" of the cruise and travel industry, Tom delivers the news and then gives his opinion on what it all means. As Tom says, "It's the day's news with a bit of commentary."
If you are a fan of cruising, or maybe someone who gets frustrated with air travel, or maybe someone who likes to laugh and enjoys a frank, honest opinion, you will enjoy this podcast!
During this weekly podcast, The Guru of the Seas does something rare — he listens more than he talks. Each week, he sits down with fascinating guests who have led extraordinary and instructive careers.
This podcast is a learning experience for both you and the Guru, as he explores what makes each guest’s journey unique. Past conversations have included:
-
David Shannon, who went from building furniture in Dublin to starring in the West End as The Phantom of the Opera, Chris in Miss Saigon, and Jean Valjean in Les Misérables.
-
Dottie Kulasa, who reflects on her 38-year career in the cruise industry and how it has evolved over time.
-
Thomas Danaher, President of Sheets.com, who shared everything a man should know about buying — and maintaining — the perfect sheets.
Presented by Best at Sea Entertainment LLC

CRUISE WITH THE GURU
🚢 Join the Guru of the Seas for a Special Celebration at Sea!
The Guru of the Seas invites you to join him as he celebrates the final voyage of legendary Cruise Director Dottie Kulasa, sailing aboard the beautiful Oceania Insignia, February 22 – March 3, 2026.
This is your chance to experience one of the world’s most elegant cruise lines — and prices have never been lower!
Enjoy exclusive cocktail parties, a special luncheon, logo gifts, a farewell cake celebration, and so much more.
If you’ve ever thought about taking your first cruise, this is the perfect opportunity. And if you’re a solo traveler, you’ll be welcomed into a fun-loving group that feels like family from day one.
CHA CHA CHANGES
​
There have been many traditions in the cruise industry, or as some might say, "that is the way we always did it." But, lately, the new breed of cruise line bosses are doing things a little differently.
​
For as long as I have been performing on ships, the bridge officers were male. However, Celebrity Cruises has been changing that tradition by adding many female officers, including the social media star Captain Kate McCue and her Cat! Other than some officers from certain countries having animals on the bridge was unheard of on cruise ships.
​
The main dining room on a cruise ship was always the place to go every night to see a new menu. Passengers, now called guests, would stop by the entrance during the day just to read the menu. Now on the Norwegian Prima, the dining room will have the same menu every night, and Virgin ships do not even have the main dining room.
Formal nights with the men in tuxedos and the ladies in their best gowns were the highlight of the cruise. No w formal nights are clean underwear!
​
After dinner, the guests would make their way to the showroom for the evening performance. Now, many ships have continuous entertainment in many venues to offer (I am assuming) the easily bored guests several options.
​
The christening of a new cruise ship was always a special occasion. In the past, cruise lines would ask a woman to be the ship's Godmother and bring it good fortune. Over the years, that has changed, and there have been Godmothers and Godfathers.
Now, Princess has announced that the recently delivered Discovery Princess will have four Godparents. What's next? A soccer team? The New York Yankees?
I will admit that I am old-fashioned, and I still prefer many of the old ways, but times are changing, so I guess I better start changing with the times.
​
And make sure I have clean underwear for formal night!
​

Tom Drake is a professional stand-up comedian who performed for over 25 years on cruise ships around the world. He is currently performing onboard Oceania Sirena in Europe.




